How many toddler questions do you get asked on a daily basis?!
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So, how many questions does your toddler ask?! Having seen reports over the last few months claiming that children ask in the region of 100 – 300 curious questions a day, I’ve been thinking for a while that I’d log a day’s worth of questions, as I was sure it wasn’t that many. I was wrong. The toddler questions were up to 25 (not including the ‘what’s the…’ song) within the first half hour of being awake!
And yes, before you say it, I have got better things to do, but as we’d decided to have a lazy PJ day, I thought this would be the perfect time to try and log a day’s worth of funny toddler questions!
Here goes my day of toddler quiz…
- Where are we going today?
- Where’s daddy gone?
- Have you seen the hungry caterpillars?
- Do you know the turtle song?
- Can I see the clocks?
- Is that a picture of me?
- Are they rocks?
- What about me?
- What about Pooh Bear and Nor Nor?
- Can you hold me?
- What about Pooh Bear and Nor Nor and my underpants?
- What about wind the bobbin up?
- But can you do this?
- How about fast bobbins?
- What do butterflies do?
- What animals did I not do?
- Can you tell me mummy?
- What are astronauts?
- What do armadillos make?
- Started singing a song about “What’s in the… ‘whatever'”. This alone must have amounted to a zillion questions.
- Can I watch zoo animals now?
- Can you let me?
- Please can I?
- Please?
- Can we watch all the zoo animals?
- Please can we? At this point it’s 9am. We’ve only been awake half an hour – yes, the lie in was glorious!
- Where’s Nor Nor and Pooh Bear?
- How do you turn that on the cooker?
- Can I have cereal?
- What’s that over there?
- What about me?
- Can I watch mickey mouse?
- Can I watch that instead?
- Can I watch that instead?
- Can I watch that instead?
- Can I watch that instead?
- Can I watch mickey mouse?
- Can I watch dinosaurs?
- Can I watch dinosaurs?
- Can I watch dinosaurs?
- Please?
- Ooo dinosaur train. Can I watch dinosaur train? We’ve slowed down now the tv’s on.
- Where am I going today?
- Why can’t I go anywhere?
- Can I watch another dinosaur?
- Is it working now?
- Can I have a cuddle?
- What can I have to eat?
- Can I have a smoothie?
- Can I have a cake?
- Can I have some crisps? …aaaaand it’s only 10.30am
- Can I have a cuddle?
- Can I speak to nana?
- Why is there a shooting star? Ooo it’s 12.30 and we seem to have dried up. For now!
- Can I have my sweet laces?
- Can I sit on your knee?
- Can I take my animals up?
- Can you find my fishing rod?
- Why?
- Can you find it in five seconds?
- Can I have my net?
- Can I get the fishing rod after?
- Please can I have my big boat?
- Guess what?
- Why?
- Why is there a washing machine on my bed?
- How am I going to get to sleep?
- Can we go downstairs?
- Can I hold your hand?
- Two more, ok?
- Can I speak to daddy?
- Why is daddy at work?
- Can I have a cake?
- Are these chocolate? It’s 3.30pm and looks like we’ve levelled out at a steady rate.
- What’s Grampy rabbit?
- Is he from Peppa Pig?
- Is it a horsefly?
- Is that a caterpillar or a worm?
- Can you see the frog on the control?
- What can I eat next?
- Can you make me like that?
- Can you open this?
- Can I play football in the hallway?
- Can I have another cuddle?
- Do eggs come from chickens?
- To hens lay eggs?
- Can I pop it?
- What’s the pink bit?
- Where was the chicken?
- Was the man at the chicken house?
- Does the pizza man make eggs?
- What does the egg man do?
- Does the egg man at nana’s collect eggs?
- Are you taking Buster for a walk?
- Where are you going daddy?
- Where is your friend’s house?
- Who will be there?
- Where are you going?
- Where’s daddy gone?
- Where’s Buster gone?
- Can I put that in this bin?
- Do you want to put it in the bin?
- Bats hang upside down, then what do they do?
- Do bats not like people seeing them?
- Are these long pants?
- Did you let me wear long pants?
- Do bats hold onto stuff?
- Do they hang by their legs?
- Why do the stars come out?
- Why is the star asleep?
- Why have you not read me my story?
- Why is that sat on the floor? Mummy’s head pops. Pleeeeeease go to sleep!!
This doesn’t include the ‘question’ song, or the time he was alone with daddy while I made dinner. Also, allowing for my recording errors, as I probably missed several, as it’s hard work writing every question down as, at times they come thick and fast, at the end of my toddler questionnaire day I was asked… da, da, daaaaaa… ONE HUNDRED and FLIPPING TWELVE questions! Bear in mind, too, that this was on a very lazy day in the house. Imagine how many it would be if we’d left the house, with more stimulus. It would probably double – Eeeek!
This list of funny questions kids ask does make me laugh though. I love how inquisitive little man is and would really love to know what goes on inside that little brain. It’s fascinating. He’s like a little sponge, soaking up every bit of knowledge that he can.
Oh, to be a toddler for a day! 😉
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